Tuesday, December 4, 2007

Oh no! Cordelia's aunt is coming to live with her!

Ophelia Payne, (Cordelia's aunt on her mother's side) who has worked as a librarian in Rhode Island these past 57 years, has sold her belongings and moved to Texas (by way of the Artgirlz World Headquarters!) to live with her favorite niece after her husband of 62 years ran off with one Fanny O'Rear (who ran the senior's bingo night at the Free Will Baptist Church and apparently was *doing more* than lining up numbers, if you know what I mean) leaving Ophelia broken-hearted but determined to make the best of it with a new start in the Lone Star state. More news to come!

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